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"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'C'mon get it straight.'

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Allotment

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Bullseye!

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

"You must have a green thumb."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

The perfectionist.

Solar Plant

Boy's plant with the shadow of a tree.

"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

Bird nesting in the garden.