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"Er, Mrs Appleby, our treasurer woudl like a word."

Great Chinese Dynasties

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Allotment

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Watering Money

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Queen of Quinoa

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

"I'm teaching him to rollover my 401 (k)."

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'The Fed decided today not to raise or lower interest rates, but instead just moved them sideways a little.'

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."