Money Grower T-Shirts

Cultivating money.

Watering Money

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

'Before we found you, we were just squeaking by.'

'Don't you ever knock?'

Money Tree

Student about Biz Quick class: 'It's bite-size information in a 15 minute class that teaches you how to roll in the dough.'

Professional football.

"More important than money?! There's only one thing more important than money and that's more money!"

Tax Cuts Water the Economy.

"Of course there's emotion in business. Has your heart never skipped a beat at the sight of a long string of zeros after a seven."

Have you hugged your money today?

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

'Now what's all this about a money making scheme?'

Tax Cuts Watering the Economy

"I cased the joint, and it turns out they'll just give you money if you work thirty-five hours a week as a teller."

"It's meatloaf. We didn't make our Kickstarter goal for steak."

You just plant the seed, water it, and when it grows, you eat it --- I call it "agribusiness."

'You're pregnant?'

"Every year it's harder and harder to get their attention."

"Er, Mrs Appleby, our treasurer woudl like a word."

Keep digging till you hit the bottom line...

Cash being poured onto an executive's desk.

'Gives me a lift.'

"Leave me alone. I'm deciding who to leave out of my will."

"I'm making a bundle on Wall Street, but it't not what I really want. What I really want is to make a bundle uptown."

"Make the world a better place. If not that, then make lots of money so we can stay above it all."

'Your interest? -- oh, we used that to pay the federal deposit insurance.'

'Love what you've done with the place.'

'Chapter one. Don't waste your money. Don't buy useless crap like this stupid book'.

"I could use some holy water in my garden, Father, It will be a miracle if anything blooms."