Money Plant Parent Gifts

"Er, Mrs Appleby, our treasurer woudl like a word."

Great Chinese Dynasties

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Allotment

Watering Money

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Queen of Quinoa

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

"I'm teaching him to rollover my 401 (k)."

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'The Fed decided today not to raise or lower interest rates, but instead just moved them sideways a little.'

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."