Precaution Ponderers Pillows

"It's just a precaution, we've had a few close calls lately."

Worry tank

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"He just said his first word!"

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

The Return of the Germ

Prepper Dog

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

"It's called being preemptive."

Bumper Limos

Geekasaurus.

George Santayana

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'Holding! Number 74 on the offense!... Fifteen years to life in prison...'

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

Trust me, it's scarier than the skull and crossbones ever was!

"I hate when this happens."

"The most common adverse vaccine reaction after the first dose is trying to get the second dose."

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

The crown

"Light at the end of the tunnel!|

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

"Could it be nature's way of limiting human occupation and destruction of life of Earth, Daddy?"

"Freeze! We're taking a look at your additives, preservatives, artificial coloring..."

"Think about it: State-of-the-art tar preservation! And then, when we eventually find a cure for this extinction thing, there YOU are! On the ground floor!"

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

Lunar Eclipse

Covid Masks

"Let's haunt the medics who falsified our death certificates"

I see the Covid moon a-rising