Precaution Ponderers Prints

"It's just a precaution, we've had a few close calls lately."

Worry tank

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

"He just said his first word!"

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

The Return of the Germ

Prepper Dog

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

"It's called being preemptive."

Geekasaurus.

Bumper Limos

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"I hate when this happens."

'Holding! Number 74 on the offense!... Fifteen years to life in prison...'

Trust me, it's scarier than the skull and crossbones ever was!

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

"The most common adverse vaccine reaction after the first dose is trying to get the second dose."

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

Covid Masks

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

"Think about it: State-of-the-art tar preservation! And then, when we eventually find a cure for this extinction thing, there YOU are! On the ground floor!"

"Could it be nature's way of limiting human occupation and destruction of life of Earth, Daddy?"

Lunar Eclipse

"Light at the end of the tunnel!|

"Freeze! We're taking a look at your additives, preservatives, artificial coloring..."

The crown

"When they said they wanted staff to work from home, I didn't think they meant our home."

"Let's haunt the medics who falsified our death certificates"

"Haha! Finally safe!"