Prayerful Taxpayer Gifts

Do you have any pull with the IRS?

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

Drive-thru Church

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

Various Birds of Pray.

The church of our lady of wall street.

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

"Are we allowed to pray?"

Put it in writing!

Me, Alice and God

'And if this food does what I think it will - may we all meet in Heaven.'

'They're praying the school doesn't find out that they've been pretending to be religious.'

"Dear God, what's the meaning of knife."

'...and if my taxes are cut, I promise to stimulate the economy.'

Exercise for the end of the day...

'Mr. Turtle is interested in 'Single Prayer Health Insurance'...'

'Your prayers may be monitored for quality assurance.'

Your tax $ at work...unless it's a weekend, one of 17 holidays or after 4 PM!

The Pee and Pray - for today's busy Christian.

Pray now - Go later.

'Do you mind if I pray just this once?'

Amen

'The Father, Son, and Holy Spirit...Amen.'

"Please guide me on my journey...give me the knowledge and wisdom to make the right choices...and it would be great if these choices were on sale, too."

"I'm sorry, but you do not qualify for the home office credit."

"We've always admired those literate prayers of yours, and it's our hope that you'll keep them coming even though you're dead."

'You may march to a different drummer, but you still have to pay the same piper.'

'You owe income tax, social security tax, and of course, death tax.'

'Grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change this things that I can, and the kind of money where I don't really care either way.'

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"Sorry, the line is busy again. He and Joe Lieberman are still exchanging pleasantries."

"First time, long time."

'I like going to Catholic school. I need to be able to pray before tests.'