Prayerful Biker Pillows

"Look, Sister! We pray hard...and we play hard!!"

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Touring Cyclist

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

Various Birds of Pray.

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

"I'm having trouble in computer class, Sir. Please send tech support."

'I back up my files religiously. I pray nothing happens to them.'

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

Dial-A-Prayer and Dial-A-Mantra

"Don't even think of going over my head Brother James!"

Exercise for the end of the day...

Woman tries to pray for the rain to end.

"Dear God, what's the meaning of knife."

Monk at prayer, "and take care, if anything happens to you we're sunk!"

'Your prayers may be monitored for quality assurance.'

'Mr. Turtle is interested in 'Single Prayer Health Insurance'...'

Christian Motorcyclists Association

'Yes, you have to say a prayer of thanks for the shrimp. Just a little one.'

Amen

"First time, long time."

"Sorry, the line is busy again. He and Joe Lieberman are still exchanging pleasantries."

"We've always admired those literate prayers of yours, and it's our hope that you'll keep them coming even though you're dead."

'Bless this spinach, albeit the work of the devil.'

'Grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change this things that I can, and the kind of money where I don't really care either way.'

'Oh - you're there! I was hoping I could just leave a message.'

"Now that's commitment!"

Monk

'I think the guy behind me is saying grace.'

'Give us this day our daily bread, except for the knuckle sandwich Eddie Whitley promised me.'