Optimistic Prayer Hero Pillows

Woman tries to pray for the rain to end.

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

Monk Prompt

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

Praying mantis.

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

"Amen. Please help me up."

'The only way anyone gets in is on there knees.'

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

Suggestion box: 'Build a bigger Complaints box'.

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.'

"What do I click on after I say 'Amen'?"

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

'This is the one - we want you to pray for this one.'

'This is the Rabbi's favourite.'

"... and God bless my mom and her courage to call this food."

"You don't have to worry about using up your minutes."

Holy phone

And cut down on the praying if you want the housemaid's knee to go...

Man prays: 'Lord help me to be humble, and I want that by 10am Monday.'

'God Bless Momma, and Daddy and Fluffy...'

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

'That's all for tonight, God. Stay tuned.'

Husband to kneeling wife: 'Praying for a snow day is great, Martha, except that we live in Boca Raton.'

'Perhaps you need a more reverent prayer than, 'Come on, God, help me out.'

Trilby - 'May heaven go with her!'