Power Pitcher Appreciator Pillows

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'As meetings go that was one of my better ones!'

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

'Any questions?'

'You want to run that by me again?'

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

'I love men in uniformity.'

"Fantastic business concept! I'm sure with that we'll convince the bank to give us a 87,000,000 Euro loan!"

'My idea is to beg you to give me some money.'

'He hits better against right handed pitching, so pitch left-handed, to him.'

'What's the big deal - scoring is what you're paid squillions to do?'

'Yo, Bob! I think a heckler just nailed me with something. What's on my back?'

Nadal's bottles

'Wow...I've got to admit, Stanley...when you said you always got the best seats I thought you were just blowing smoke.'

"When I said 'any questions?' I was using only a figure of speech."

'I manage the old fashioned way. I just tell 'em: shut up and do as I say!'

'There's the smoke! They've selected a new pitcher!'

The Battle Is Joined

"Try to be more like Mary. Mary's a real team player."

'Uniformaly accelerated motion...'

"I'm not cut out for this job."

A possessive pitcher.

'Wait! We only intervene if both benches empty. If it's one team brawling, we normally just let them duke it out.'

MLB Teams Capatalize on Longer Games Caused by Appeals.

'Your proposal was second to none. We went with none.'