Power Pitcher Appreciator T-Shirts

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'As meetings go that was one of my better ones!'

Mohamed Salah

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

'Any questions?'

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

'You want to run that by me again?'

'I love men in uniformity.'

"Fantastic business concept! I'm sure with that we'll convince the bank to give us a 87,000,000 Euro loan!"

'He hits better against right handed pitching, so pitch left-handed, to him.'

'My idea is to beg you to give me some money.'

'Yo, Bob! I think a heckler just nailed me with something. What's on my back?'

Nadal's bottles

'What's the big deal - scoring is what you're paid squillions to do?'

'Wow...I've got to admit, Stanley...when you said you always got the best seats I thought you were just blowing smoke.'

"When I said 'any questions?' I was using only a figure of speech."

'I manage the old fashioned way. I just tell 'em: shut up and do as I say!'

Third place sabotaging first place on medal stand.

'There's the smoke! They've selected a new pitcher!'

The Battle Is Joined

"Try to be more like Mary. Mary's a real team player."

'Uniformaly accelerated motion...'

"I'm not cut out for this job."

'Wait! We only intervene if both benches empty. If it's one team brawling, we normally just let them duke it out.'

THE Beard

A possessive pitcher.

MLB Teams Capatalize on Longer Games Caused by Appeals.