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"I'm not cut out for this job."

Wilfried Zaha

Welcome to Teamville, Population: 7 ... great people to work with.

Football Sculpture.

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

Rugby Mad.

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

'I love men in uniformity.'

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

Sergio Aguero

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

"Don't leave me dangling!"

'Congratulations son, you've been invited to play for the barbarians.'

Christopher Fry.

"Unless you have a better idea."

Dog and hedgehog playing football.

Jimmy Hill

Nadal's bottles

'Henry, you are undermining the R&D team's confidence.'

"He works and plays well with others."

"Check out the abs on that dude!"

Marcus Rashford

The Pole Jumper.

Antoine Dupont

Football players walk onto the pitch holding childrens' hands, who are holding rag dolls.

'Remember, don't flatten the players wearing the same shirts as you...'

'I think I'm in love, Pop. There's a girl in my class who can text, do high school algebra and run faster than I can!'