Team Player Admirer Pillows

"I'm not cut out for this job."

Raheem Sterling

Wilfried Zaha

Welcome to Teamville, Population: 7 ... great people to work with.

Football Sculpture.

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

Rugby Mad.

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'I love men in uniformity.'

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

Sergio Aguero

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

"Don't leave me dangling!"

'Congratulations son, you've been invited to play for the barbarians.'

Christopher Fry.

David Beckham

Dog and hedgehog playing football.

Jimmy Hill

"Unless you have a better idea."

Nadal's bottles

"The coach said that you play like Ronaldo? Ha! You loser! He told me I play like Chloe Kelly!"

'Henry, you are undermining the R&D team's confidence.'

No eye in team.

"He works and plays well with others."

Marcus Rashford

"Check out the abs on that dude!"

'This goalie used to be a jockey.'

The Pole Jumper.

'I think I'm in love, Pop. There's a girl in my class who can text, do high school algebra and run faster than I can!'

Tour de France champ François Faber

Antoine Dupont

Kyle Sinckler

'Remember, don't flatten the players wearing the same shirts as you...'