Major League Admirer Pillows

'Wait! We only intervene if both benches empty. If it's one team brawling, we normally just let them duke it out.'

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

Raheem Sterling

Vendor selling testosterone.

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

Wilfried Zaha

Vampire Bat

Football Sculpture.

Statue of Liberty With Face Mask

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Al Pacino

Ahhh, spring baseball.

Rugby Mad.

Baseball Cheating

"...and this TV was designed specially for watching basketball!"

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

Sergio Aguero

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

MLB Owners, Players, Fans

Daley Thompson

"I'm a Big Apple kinda guy, stuck in the Garden State."

American high street

On the Town.

'A good, but not a grand slam!'

'Remember his weakness is a pulled tendon, so keep it as high as your bursitis will let you, but take it easy with your fast ball because of my bone chips.'

Swimming - Just isn't my sport.

"Security thinks he's just hungry and looking for the Big Apple."

'I warned them. I said, if you allow one fan to scatter the ashes of loved ones, it's just going to open the floodgates.'

David Beckham

WICKERMANHATTAN

Libredty

Coronavirus in New York

Tom and Nancy Seaver

"Would you mind repeating that? I didn't get any of it until you got to seven!"