Major League Admirer Pillows

'Wait! We only intervene if both benches empty. If it's one team brawling, we normally just let them duke it out.'

Vendor selling testosterone.

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

Wilfried Zaha

Vampire Bat

Football Sculpture.

Statue of Liberty With Face Mask

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Ahhh, spring baseball.

Rugby Mad.

Baseball Cheating

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

"...and this TV was designed specially for watching basketball!"

Sergio Aguero

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

MLB Owners, Players, Fans

'A good, but not a grand slam!'

On the Town.

Daley Thompson

American high street

"I'm a Big Apple kinda guy, stuck in the Garden State."

'Remember his weakness is a pulled tendon, so keep it as high as your bursitis will let you, but take it easy with your fast ball because of my bone chips.'

'I warned them. I said, if you allow one fan to scatter the ashes of loved ones, it's just going to open the floodgates.'

Coronavirus in New York

Libredty

"Would you mind repeating that? I didn't get any of it until you got to seven!"

"Security thinks he's just hungry and looking for the Big Apple."

Swimming - Just isn't my sport.

Nadal's bottles