Pout Masters Pillows

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

I will study my speling words...

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"Bed Spread"

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

Do you want to win the game or my business?

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

'Your Grounded!'

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

"Dogs are men."

"What can I say? I was an English major."

'His vocabulary is growing by leaps and soap bubbles.'

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

"Hey, Sisyphus, when you've got a minute I'd like to discuss this progress report with you."

Biology Laboratory: No Cellfies

The Weather Channel. We're looking for someone who can talk up a storm.

"I was going to tell you a joke about my snack, but I thought it might be a bit too cheesy...."

Barbed Pen

Card shark

Doric, Ionic and Platonic.

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

"I see you've come prepared for an in-depth interview."