Pouty Performer Pillows

'Her special Talent is sulking.'

Anna Calvi

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

Playdough's The Republic

'He's maturing early.'

"Mum, I got the job!"

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Serious Putty

Sonata for Piano and Dog

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

The Dancing Academy

Regular Sermons - Fire & Brimstone Sermons

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

Tom Mullica.

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

'Oh, sow some interest! How many 8-year-olds can play the '1812' on a vacuum hose?'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Adult Magician

"No-chance the rapper"

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

The Little Top.

Baroque Dance Studio

"I'm the owner of Happy Pappy's comedy club. Here's my card. Call me."

"Moses, remember commandment three."

Priest and mobile

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

Alison Pill

She's a spoiled brat --- She always gets the benefit of the pout.

Man Puts on Rubber Gloves to Play Piano

The man who could throw his voice.

'Now you're just showing off, Jesus!'

Musician with eyepatch