Pouty Performer Mugs

'Her special Talent is sulking.'

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

Playdough's The Republic

'He's maturing early.'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"Mum, I got the job!"

Serious Putty

Sonata for Piano and Dog

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

Regular Sermons - Fire & Brimstone Sermons

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

The Dancing Academy

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

'Oh, sow some interest! How many 8-year-olds can play the '1812' on a vacuum hose?'

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"No-chance the rapper"

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

Alison Pill

"Moses, remember commandment three."

Priest and mobile

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

Baroque Dance Studio

Man Puts on Rubber Gloves to Play Piano

'Now you're just showing off, Jesus!'

Musician with eyepatch

The man who could throw his voice.

Ballerina