Pout Masters Mugs

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

I will study my speling words...

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"Bed Spread"

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Do you want to win the game or my business?

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

'Your Grounded!'

"Dogs are men."

"What can I say? I was an English major."

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

'His vocabulary is growing by leaps and soap bubbles.'

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

Biology Laboratory: No Cellfies

"Hey, Sisyphus, when you've got a minute I'd like to discuss this progress report with you."

Card shark

"I was going to tell you a joke about my snack, but I thought it might be a bit too cheesy...."

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

Doric, Ionic and Platonic.

Barbed Pen

"I see you've come prepared for an in-depth interview."

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'