Putting Master Mugs

Using a sink plunger to retrieve a golf ball.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"The goal is to hate yourself."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

Tee for Two!

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

King goes golfing.

Fish Training

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

"Duh!"

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

Gymnasts

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

Putting out on the green is called 'The Short Game'.

Golf

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'I thought we'd get a merger agreement, so I arranged for our accountant teams to be on hand.'

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

'This is Billy...my caddy and designated putter.'

Rory McIlroy

'Would it be alright if I just did a little putting?'

Sink the putt or else!

I've had a fantastic round, I've even got a ball left over!

Golfer's Dog Is His Caddy