Putting Mugs

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

Man in hospital hitting golf balls into a bedpan.

Sink the putt or else!

"Duh!"

A man playing golf.

"It's putting, not puttering."

'Excuse me, Old Timer, but you're in my line of fire!'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'It's easy to hit, but a bitch to putt!'

'I know I'd be a better putter if I could see the ball!'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

Putting out on the green is called 'The Short Game'.

"I can't believe J.B. has a caddy for miniature golf!"

"In this tournament we have created a different level of difficulty."

'Would it be alright if I just did a little putting?'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"The goal is to hate yourself."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

Tee for Two!

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'This course is a great ego builder.'

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

Golf

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