Putting Wizard Mugs

'And this is my world record divot I was telling you about.'

'What a divot?.'

Natural Disasters

Instructional guide to scribbling

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Tech support...can I help you!

'... No, you're not on the short list. You're not even on the long list.'

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

Manual Labor.

Tee for Two!

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"When did this game get started?"

Body Building Mishap

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

'We're not interested in how you work with people, just computers.'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

True Loves

"I don't know how to do fractions, but I do know how to build a computer that does them for me."

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

'Tech support says your anti-virus software did not catch the problem since it is not a virus. It's a bacterium.'

'You've got Chain Mail!'

computer trick with teapot and cup

"Duh!"

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Putting out on the green is called 'The Short Game'.

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot