Putting Wizard Pillows

'And this is my world record divot I was telling you about.'

'What a divot?.'

Natural Disasters

Instructional guide to scribbling

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Tech support...can I help you!

'... No, you're not on the short list. You're not even on the long list.'

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

Manual Labor.

Body Building Mishap

"When did this game get started?"

Tee for Two!

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

'We're not interested in how you work with people, just computers.'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

"I don't know how to do fractions, but I do know how to build a computer that does them for me."

True Loves

Spells. I love Wiccanpedia!

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

'Tech support says your anti-virus software did not catch the problem since it is not a virus. It's a bacterium.'

'You've got Chain Mail!'

"Duh!"

computer trick with teapot and cup

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

Putting out on the green is called 'The Short Game'.