Putting Pros Mugs

"If he was holding up play, we'd call it 'justified homicide'"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"The goal is to hate yourself."

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

Tee for Two!

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

King goes golfing.

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

'This course is a great ego builder.'

"Duh!"

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Golf

'We could have saved an awful lot of bother and just given him a shot a hole.'

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

Putting out on the green is called 'The Short Game'.

'I thought we'd get a merger agreement, so I arranged for our accountant teams to be on hand.'

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

Rory McIlroy

'This is Billy...my caddy and designated putter.'

'Would it be alright if I just did a little putting?'

Sink the putt or else!

I've had a fantastic round, I've even got a ball left over!