Potty Planner Pillows

"These toilets have been closed."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

Babies.

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

Frog Baby Names

Baby reading 'To do list'.

What did I tell you two about somersaults?

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

'This is boring. This uterus could sure do with a fast forward button.'

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

'Good news dear, the doctor says we're going to have twins.'

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

Babies

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

"Are we there yet?"

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

"So, the inevitable sequel."

"I hate to be a dream snatcher but your baby is going to be just average."

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"