Potlatch Ponderer Gifts

Tribal masks.

Wildlife

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Extreme Sisyphus

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

Beginning Yarder.

Business Duck

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

Keystone XL

"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand."

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'It's so embarrassing. My mother had my tadpole tail bronzed!'

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

"Read me back the minutes from the last dip."

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.'

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

"Why don't you paint a picture – it'll last longer."