Pothead Jester Pillows

'You made me jump.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Show Jumping Tantrums

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

Never poke fun.

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

Boomerang fetching

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

"And if anything goes wrong I'd like to donate my body to comedy."

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

"But Wendy could serve the Lord. She'll keep the cats out."

"Work's been really hard."

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

King and clown engage in role reversal.

'Yorich's last jest.'

Grimm's Fairytales - Rumpel-Stilts-Kin