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'You made me jump.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Show Jumping Tantrums

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

Boomerang fetching

Never poke fun.

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

"But Wendy could serve the Lord. She'll keep the cats out."

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

"And if anything goes wrong I'd like to donate my body to comedy."

King and clown engage in role reversal.

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"Work's been really hard."

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

"It's from Henry VIII, sire. He's going to be in town and wants to know where the best hook-up spots are."

Grimm's Fairytales - Rumpel-Stilts-Kin

'Yorich's last jest.'

How to mince a pie 1. Get hold of a pie 2. Mince that pie 3. Serve to your guests