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Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

Elephants never scared me. I once chased three of them into the river/I was able - before I lost my teeth - to bite a crocodile's tail right off / I'll never forget the time I roared so loud, twenty or maybe thirty monkeys fell right out of the tree.

Crow and fox

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

'You made me jump.'

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'And before we start, Higgins, I'd like to remind you that this is not a laughing matter.'

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

"Frankly, I don't really want him to improve: he scares the predators away..."

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

'Tusking...one...two...three. Tusking one...two...three...'

'With this offer you get high speed internet, satellite TV and a new message tapping log for just $99.95 a month.'

He Did It!

Boomerang fetching

'Purpose of visit?'

'Screw up and take out a canine and it's gonna be Subpoena City.'

'My husband never does anything in a hurry either: Not only is he a sloth, he's a lazy sloth...'

Finish Annual IOK Grunion Run

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

Watering a plant in the rain.

'It may be his inner ear.'

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

'Orange juice from 100% carrots'

'I'll grab the prey's attention and distract them while you sneak up from behind...'

This Junk Mail made from 75% Recycled Other Junk Mail.

"Here, try this anti-dandruff fertiliser my gardener recommended."

How to mince a pie 1. Get hold of a pie 2. Mince that pie 3. Serve to your guests

"Check this out. If you pace back and forth, it hypnotizes them and they give you a steak."