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They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"We're following Carrot Top."

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"Hire a cost cutting, bad-guy consultant to turn me into a good guy during the layoffs."

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"Unless one is a humorist, Haskins. One should avoid attempts at humor."

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Elephants never scared me. I once chased three of them into the river/I was able - before I lost my teeth - to bite a crocodile's tail right off / I'll never forget the time I roared so loud, twenty or maybe thirty monkeys fell right out of the tree.

A baby in court

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Crow and fox

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

"Are you trying to show contempt for this court."

'You made me jump.'

Ski kicker.

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

'No, no. I told you to look for a precedent.'

"In mitigation, Sunny Chemicals would like to point out that prior to contracting his skin allergy, Mr Crumb was already ugly."

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'And before we start, Higgins, I'd like to remind you that this is not a laughing matter.'

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

Disorder in the Court!