Pothead Humor Pillows

Legal Cannabis Plants: Free One Get One Buy.

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

''What's in the bag, lady?''

'Take me to your feeder,'

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

'We've got to stop him watching Robert Peston.'

A couple of birds out on the town.

"Psst! If you have any stock tips to pass on, I can probably lighten your sentence for insider trading."

Sale - Eyepod.

Many clowns in rowboat

'He had a hop-on part in a David Attenborough special.'

"I'm afraid we don't offer student loans to elementary school pupils."

"Personally, I never take anything but aspirin."

'Saint Francis changes his mind about animals'

Spiritualist Society Parking

Well, I don't care if the cuffs are hurting your wrists, sailor boy! I want to know what this green leafy substance is right now!... And maybe we should check that pipe of yours too, huh?

"I keep telling you, poppy-seed bagels are nothing but trouble."

'What is it with mares and Iberians?!'

For Your Dog

'Be sure to take along a pooper-scooper so you can comply with any pet waste laws that may exist where you land.'

'Nooo...every day is father's day.'

"Let's go around the room and say one interesting fact about ourselves."

"Molting or non molting?"

"Tune-up? I think I can bring something to it."

Are you the man who sold me this car?

"Look at this grade...I just don't get it! Where is this coming from?"

Environmentally friendly woman putting slug killer down

'OK gentlemen that's enough. Now, who wants to tell me how this all started?'

Potato Funeral Planning

'Look, Daddy! A quarter was left under my pillow by the Head-fairy (R) last night!'

"I'm not either a control freak!"

Halt! What? What'd I do? Did you order a non-fat latte? Yeah, so? Then you poured in a heap of half-and-half. Well, I

'Nice! Just throw the food on the dirty ground! Thanks, Lady!'

"Tell your mother I'm going out for cigarettes."

'I'm going to be a lot more decisive from now on. Well... maybe not a lot more, but at least a little more.'