Pothead Humor Prints

Legal Cannabis Plants: Free One Get One Buy.

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

'We've got to stop him watching Robert Peston.'

A couple of birds out on the town.

"Psst! If you have any stock tips to pass on, I can probably lighten your sentence for insider trading."

Many clowns in rowboat

"I'm afraid we don't offer student loans to elementary school pupils."

"Personally, I never take anything but aspirin."

Spiritualist Society Parking

'Saint Francis changes his mind about animals'

"I keep telling you, poppy-seed bagels are nothing but trouble."

'What is it with mares and Iberians?!'

'Be sure to take along a pooper-scooper so you can comply with any pet waste laws that may exist where you land.'

For Your Dog

"Let's go around the room and say one interesting fact about ourselves."

"Molting or non molting?"

"Look at this grade...I just don't get it! Where is this coming from?"

Environmentally friendly woman putting slug killer down

Are you the man who sold me this car?

"Tune-up? I think I can bring something to it."

'OK gentlemen that's enough. Now, who wants to tell me how this all started?'

Potato Funeral Planning

'Look, Daddy! A quarter was left under my pillow by the Head-fairy (R) last night!'

"I'm not either a control freak!"

'Nice! Just throw the food on the dirty ground! Thanks, Lady!'

"Tell your mother I'm going out for cigarettes."

'I'm going to be a lot more decisive from now on. Well... maybe not a lot more, but at least a little more.'