Hophead Humorist Prints

"..and he's bringing his friend who has a six pack!"

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'Now then - I just wanted to see how you handle pressure, Mr. Boyle.'

Emergency Hipster Beard

Beer Stall

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Gangsta wrap.

"You know what they say: if you're tired of London, you're tired of organic soy latte and pop-up vegan yoga festivals..."

Real Beer People

White Flight. Beautification. Gentrification. Plain Old Rich.

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

Hipster Police Department

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

"Oh yes,decidedly hoppy."

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

"When we talked on the phone I never said that I was a non-drinking man! I said a one-drink man!"

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

'He had a hop-on part in a David Attenborough special.'

"A spectre is haunting Europe, the spectre of hipsterism."

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

"Money or your beard!"

"BEARD FOR HIRE! Good Rates!"

"With that craft beer, you're paying for the finest hops, choicest barleys and a lot more alcohol."

Mr. Blok encounters difficulty when shopping for a hat with his wife.

"See what I mean, it keeps making funny noises."

Swelling

"Sorry, but it's store policy to remove man buns by any means necessary."

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to smell hoppy. ! !

"Oh, it's the best thing since small-batch, artisanal, unsliced bread."

'Italian design, German engineering...' - 'All you'd expect in a British car.'