Hophead Humorist Prints

"..and he's bringing his friend who has a six pack!"

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'Now then - I just wanted to see how you handle pressure, Mr. Boyle.'

Emergency Hipster Beard

Beer Stall

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Gangsta wrap.

Real Beer People

"You know what they say: if you're tired of London, you're tired of organic soy latte and pop-up vegan yoga festivals..."

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

Hipster Police Department

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

"A spectre is haunting Europe, the spectre of hipsterism."

"Sorry, but it's store policy to remove man buns by any means necessary."

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

"See what I mean, it keeps making funny noises."

Swelling

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

"BEARD FOR HIRE! Good Rates!"

Mr. Blok encounters difficulty when shopping for a hat with his wife.

"With that craft beer, you're paying for the finest hops, choicest barleys and a lot more alcohol."

"When we talked on the phone I never said that I was a non-drinking man! I said a one-drink man!"

"Oh, it's the best thing since small-batch, artisanal, unsliced bread."

'Italian design, German engineering...' - 'All you'd expect in a British car.'

"You just can't accept that I've found someone 'extra special'." Best bitter / Pale Ale / Tennants Very Very Strong Lager.