Hoppy Humorist Prints

Beer-head

Emergency Hipster Beard

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

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Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

Brad Pitt.

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

Gangsta wrap.

White Flight. Beautification. Gentrification. Plain Old Rich.

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."

Hipster Police Department

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

Jennifer Lawrence

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"You know what they say: if you're tired of London, you're tired of organic soy latte and pop-up vegan yoga festivals..."

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

"Are you aware that in your submission you misspelled 'deer editer'?"

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

"Hey, I'm a big fan of your work. I loved you in Godzilla!"

Ben Stiller

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

Bob tries to cash in on Hollywood's success.

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

Hollywood in tiny glimpses