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Beer-head

Emergency Hipster Beard

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

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Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

Gangsta wrap.

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

Hipster Police Department

"You know what they say: if you're tired of London, you're tired of organic soy latte and pop-up vegan yoga festivals..."

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

"Are you aware that in your submission you misspelled 'deer editer'?"

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

"Hey, I'm a big fan of your work. I loved you in Godzilla!"

Hollywood in tiny glimpses

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'