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'So much for talking to plants. I distinctly heard it tell me to shut up!'

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

'He's a man of few works. He likes to talk, he just has a limited vocabulary.'

Bird nesting in the garden.

The Cactus Reader

"Of course working from home is different. . ."

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

'Of course, they're healthy - they listen to me far better than my patients do.'

Dun Decking

Even garden plants like to visit.

"Hey. What are you doing to that card?"

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

"Is this one a flower or a weed? I'm not sure whether to admire it or not."

"Good evening we would like to talk to you about genetically modified crops."

'I'm not coming here again Doctor Melrose. I'd rather talk to my plants.'

"Doctor, I find you very easy to talk to."

Prince longed for the good old days when dogs were dogs.

'Maybe you're telling them more than they can assimilate.'

'Then it's agreed. You give sun, water and carbon dioxide and in return, you get oxygen.'

"Behold, as I guide our conversation to my narrow area of expertise."

Fish bowl 1 "The weed keeps me sane man"

'I see you've been talking to the plants again.'

'I think you've talked it to death, dear.'

"You want to take Swahili so you can talk to your African violets?"

'I thought she'd never stop talking!'

Flower pot tries to escape to the next balcony.

"It started with him just talking to it in the garden, now he invites it in for a drink."

'I wish they'd leave us out of their sordid affairs!'

"The math was rough. The verbal was a snap."

"This is your mother? She looks like a *&**&^%$?%^& to me! Awwwk! Awwwk!" "I bought him from an email ad...they said if I didn't I would have seven years bad luck."

Martin (second from left) was beginning to regret starting this conversation.