Houseplant Conversationalist T-Shirts

Gift a houseplant enthusiast a t-shirt that showcases their botanical banter. Fun, witty, and cozy—these t-shirts are perfect for casual outings or lounging with their leafy friends.

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'Maybe you're telling them more than they can assimilate.'

'Maybe you're telling them more than they can assimilate.' mockup

'Maybe you're telling them more than they can assimilate.'

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"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend." mockup

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

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'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?' mockup

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

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...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove mockup

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

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"Ed's tree hugging was out of control." mockup

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

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Bonsai tree held up by matchstick mockup

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

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Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

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Money Plant.

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"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion." mockup

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

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Thanks

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'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April' mockup

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

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A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube. mockup

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

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"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing." mockup

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

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'So much for talking to plants. I distinctly heard it tell me to shut up!'

'So much for talking to plants. I distinctly heard it tell me to shut up!' mockup

'So much for talking to plants. I distinctly heard it tell me to shut up!'

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House plants

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"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?" mockup

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

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"I think you've overfed the plant!" mockup

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

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"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants." mockup

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

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The Houseplant Cemetery.

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"Of course working from home is different. . ."

"Of course working from home is different. . ." mockup

"Of course working from home is different. . ."

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"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it." mockup

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

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"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?" mockup

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

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Being-convinced your plants always know what you're thinking phobia.

Being-convinced your plants always know what you're thinking phobia. mockup

Being-convinced your plants always know what you're thinking phobia.

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"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere." mockup

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

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"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?" mockup

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

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'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!' mockup

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

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"You spoil that plant!"

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Person Who Shouldn't Get Married

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House Plant Party

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The Houseplants vs The Kids

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In the houseplant cemetery.

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"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping." mockup

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

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"It's just thrived since I let it have Harry!"

"It's just thrived since I let it have Harry!" mockup

"It's just thrived since I let it have Harry!"

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'You're putting coffee grounds in the plants again, aren't you?'

'You're putting coffee grounds in the plants again, aren't you?' mockup

'You're putting coffee grounds in the plants again, aren't you?'

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Houseplant Conversationalist T-Shirts Collection

Houseplant Conversationalist Mugs

Discover a range of mugs perfect for plant lovers who enjoy a good chat. Find the ideal humorous or charming design to brighten their mornings.

Houseplant Conversationalist Pillows

Shop pillows designed for the houseplant conversationalist—fun, cozy, and perfect to add a botanical touch to any room.

Houseplant Conversationalist Prints

Browse art prints that celebrate the playful personality of houseplant lovers. Decorate with humor and greenery today.