Postpartum Chic Enthusiast Pillows

'Post-maternity wear.'

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

How's the new one?

'My obstetrician recommended I nurture it in the interest of science.'

Maternity tattoos

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

'It's the only way I was able to lose those last 10 pounds after Jason was born.'

''D' is for 'Despair'; 'E' is for 'Exhaustion'.'

'Oooh, I love what you've done with your hair...That top looks lovely on you and have you lost weight?'

'How far along are you?'

Modern day mirror.

Wearing all black

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

Figure 1. Termite queen maternity wear

'I can't wait till I outgrow my role as an accessory.'

Meals on Heels.

'Make love to me - I want to launch a range of baby and maternity wear.'

'Cheer up. You'll be through postpartum depression and into empty nest elation before you know it!'

"Cheer up. You'll be through postpartum depression and into empty nest elation before you know it!"

'I excuse my weight by saying I'm eating for three. Unfortunately, the twins were born months ago.'

"How soon can I start her on fad diets?"

"You could say that. I had a D-section."

'Sorry folks. All these jokes can't be winners.'

An expecting Fly wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying MAGGOT.

Pregnant Women buy Clown Clothes because they fit.

"Got any cravings?"

Mother cradling baby.

'Seriously? You might want to throw a bit of pink on that to help people out.'

Sloane Ranger.

'Baby Bump.'

'Aww, cheer up. You'll be through postpartum depression and into the empty nest syndrome before you know it!'

Pregnant footballer's wife.

"I can't walk in these shoes, which is a problem, because I can't sit down in this skirt."

"Your postpartum depression can be traced to 'selling low' in your sock portfolio."