Postpartum Chic Enthusiast Pillows

'Post-maternity wear.'

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

'My obstetrician recommended I nurture it in the interest of science.'

How's the new one?

Maternity tattoos

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

''D' is for 'Despair'; 'E' is for 'Exhaustion'.'

Modern day mirror.

Wearing all black

'Oooh, I love what you've done with your hair...That top looks lovely on you and have you lost weight?'

'How far along are you?'

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

Figure 1. Termite queen maternity wear

'Make love to me - I want to launch a range of baby and maternity wear.'

Meals on Heels.

'I can't wait till I outgrow my role as an accessory.'

'Cheer up. You'll be through postpartum depression and into empty nest elation before you know it!'

'I excuse my weight by saying I'm eating for three. Unfortunately, the twins were born months ago.'

An expecting Fly wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying MAGGOT.

'Sorry folks. All these jokes can't be winners.'

"Cheer up. You'll be through postpartum depression and into empty nest elation before you know it!"

Pregnant Women buy Clown Clothes because they fit.

"How soon can I start her on fad diets?"

"You could say that. I had a D-section."

"Got any cravings?"

Mother cradling baby.

'Seriously? You might want to throw a bit of pink on that to help people out.'

Sloane Ranger.

Pregnant footballer's wife.

"I can't walk in these shoes, which is a problem, because I can't sit down in this skirt."

'Aww, cheer up. You'll be through postpartum depression and into the empty nest syndrome before you know it!'

'Baby Bump.'

"Your postpartum depression can be traced to 'selling low' in your sock portfolio."

"You don't look pregnant from behind."