Postermaniac Pillows

Prime Poster Company: Quality Control

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

US election postal vote controversy

Santa called but you were out!

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'To make up for the decline in snail mail deliveries, I've taken to biting my master every time he gets an e-mail.'

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

cuPad

Dog traps the postman.

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

A stylized man in pyjamas

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

"I compose using post it notes!"

Zoom Wedding

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

Beware of the Dragon

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

Beware of Doug

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

'Here's the junk mail.'

"And then she quote-tweeted my retweet of her subtweet, and the rest, as they say, is history."

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."