Postman Pillows

"That's the problem with e-mail - no one to bite."

Beware of Cynic.

Postman delivering a sack of mail through heavy snowdrift.

'They're extinct now but when I was young you'd find these everywhere...let's go to the next gallery they've got a 'bobby on the bear' and a 'postman' there.'

Post office sorting station employee sign: Don't shoot the messenger (or anyone else)

"I'm taking a survey. Do you prefer to be growled or barked at?"

This Side Up.

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

"I'm posting off your cheque right now...airmail."

'He's cut his delivery time in half!'

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

'To make up for the decline in snail mail deliveries, I've taken to biting my master every time he gets an e-mail.'

"Pushing the envelope. How about you?"

'Ere what's your game It's been three weeks since you brought me a letter from my girlfriend.'

'I want this sent first class - do we have any champagne bottles?'

'Sign here.'

'Better add a little just to be on the safe side ? there may be another postage hike before it gets there.'

The Ghost of Christmas Post - a floating postman appears from a man's bedroom wall, two months late delivering his Christmas mail.

Postman reads 'beware of Doug' sign. Man is hiding behind bin.

'I've got an epistle to the Corinthians, ten shekels postage due.'

'So, the rumours are true! You have been friendly with the Postman! My own son! Shame on you!'

Postman Pat and Noddy Road Rage

Santa delivering newspapers

'Smith...Jones...Pandora'

'The roofer said he will repair it if my check for the new roof clears the bank.'

Pre man, Modern man, Post man

Postman Deposit All Junk Mail Here.

In 5 Years...

'Say, you've been working out!' A Weiner dog bites mail carrier on the butt.

'It did say on the parcel, 'please do not bend'!'

Beware Of The Dog

'Due to more government cuts, they were asked to supply their own uniforms.'

Beware of the Cat

Swalkman