Postmen Pillows

U.S. Male

Mummy Delivery

Beware Of The Hog...

Beware of the Cartoon Cliche

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Santa called but you were out!

"Mail's here."

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

US election postal vote controversy

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

An Impossible Election

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

'To make up for the decline in snail mail deliveries, I've taken to biting my master every time he gets an e-mail.'

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

'Grrrr....'

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

Dog traps the postman.

'Doc, I think I'm going postal.'