Postermaniac Gifts

Prime Poster Company: Quality Control

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Santa called but you were out!

An Impossible Election

US election postal vote controversy

'To make up for the decline in snail mail deliveries, I've taken to biting my master every time he gets an e-mail.'

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

cuPad

Dog traps the postman.

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

A stylized man in pyjamas

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Zoom Wedding

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

"I compose using post it notes!"

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

Beware of the Dragon

Fine Print Letters

"And then she quote-tweeted my retweet of her subtweet, and the rest, as they say, is history."

The Joy Of Txt...

'Here's the junk mail.'

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'