Postal History Buffs Gifts

"It was returned for insufficient postage."

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

Letter Collecting Nerd

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

You've Got Mail

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Junk Mail

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

'Not more junk mail!'

'Sure I can do same day service.'

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

Royal Mail Privatisation

'Would you believe that somebody asked me to deliver their mail yesterday Where did that come from'

Recycling Post.

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

Envelopes.

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

Postman delivering post

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

Racers' Gate.

'This is unbelievable. I see the message in the bottle is from 1906.'

US POSTAL SERVICE

If the world is getting smaller, how come the postal rates keep going up?

Airmail box.

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

We lose a lot of packages -- what makes yours so special?