Postal Critic Gifts

'You want to insure it? --Just exactly what are you implying, buster?'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

President Grant denies Ambitions for 3rd Term- A 'Blighting Effect' on Newspaper Editors

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

"Dumb it down or sex it up."

Junk Mail

The Jeremy Corbyn Smear-Athon

"'Scuse me, Guv. . . Is this 2B or not 2B?"

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

Envelopes.

'Sure I can do same day service.'

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

'I've got an epistle to the Corinthians, ten shekels postage due.'

"If you want proof of postage, just ask."

Postman delivering post

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

US POSTAL SERVICE

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

'You can close rural Post Offices on-line now.'

'Federal Express has a new service - delivery from evil by 10.30am, weekdays and Saturdays.'

Customer to postal worker: 'How about the wounded letter office?'

"Did you remember to have the mail forwarded?"

Beware of the God

'Posties' are out in all weathers!