Pose Perfectionists Gifts

Besties Photo

"MMPHH. . . I said I don't think I'm built for yoga!"

Yoga for Alcoholics

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"Could you keep still?"

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight."

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Office Ergonomics.

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

Leaning Tower of Pisa

'Are you done yet?'

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

Poetry repairman

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

Making it look easy.

Writer

"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose."

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

"Stop staring"

"This painting will make you so famous that you won't be able to walk down the street without being recognised."

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

Santa's Out Tray.

It turns out people aren't buying our product because it's stupid.

"Quit moving"

'Do you know any other poses?'

"Take away his brilliant prose, and he's just some depressed guy."

'Chair Pose' - 'Utkatasana' - 'Mountain Pose' - 'Tadasana' - 'Standing Forward Bend' - 'Kissmyasana'

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