Pose Perfectionists Gifts

Besties Photo

"MMPHH. . . I said I don't think I'm built for yoga!"

Yoga for Alcoholics

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

"Could you keep still?"

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight."

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Office Ergonomics.

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

Leaning Tower of Pisa

'Are you done yet?'

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose."

Poetry repairman

Writer

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

Making it look easy.

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

"Stop staring"

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

It turns out people aren't buying our product because it's stupid.

'Chair Pose' - 'Utkatasana' - 'Mountain Pose' - 'Tadasana' - 'Standing Forward Bend' - 'Kissmyasana'

Social lens of the photojournalist

"Quit moving"

'Do you know any other poses?'

"Take away his brilliant prose, and he's just some depressed guy."

Office Ergonomics.

'My chiropractor said that since I had the twins my posture has improved.'