Pose Perfecter Gifts

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

'Are you done yet?'

Yoga for Alcoholics

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"Could you keep still?"

Yoga with Baby

Elevator Pitch

"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight."

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Office Ergonomics.

Leaning Tower of Pisa

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

Besties Photo

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

Making it look easy.

'Here's where you give me non-comprehending nods of approval.'

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"Stop staring"

Personal Cheerleader.

'Chair Pose' - 'Utkatasana' - 'Mountain Pose' - 'Tadasana' - 'Standing Forward Bend' - 'Kissmyasana'

'Do you know any other poses?'

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

"Quit moving"

Office Ergonomics.

'My chiropractor said that since I had the twins my posture has improved.'

"Synchronized sitting"

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

"I should have bought toys with better posture."