Popularity Guru Gifts

"If we don't go, do you suppose anyone is going to assume we weren't invited?"

Forget Ryan Beardsley. I'll take you to the dance. Really? You'd be seen with a pathetic dork everyone is making fun of? No way! I thoughts so. I'd be seen with you. You're ruining my self-image.

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

'How fast can you hype?'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

Sir Winston Churchill

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

'The downside to my meteoric rise to the top is that I didn't have the opportunity to step on many people.'

"I suppose just climbing the greasy pole is no longer an option..."

The Dubloon Stops Here

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

Teamwork!

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Time Machine Collision

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

'Instead of a raise, Yomp, you may call me 'Chief', instead of Mr Staghorn.'

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

'Our Board of Directors are really very fickle!'

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

'And, for the student with the most hits on his or her Facebook page, the award goes to Lisa Skemley!'

Go slow delegating authority. First learn how to delegate blame.

Decision Making Block

The House of Commons.

'Ms. Blumter, please get me a copy of Educational Leadership for Dummies.'

'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!'

'Don't look now, but I think we're being followed.'

"Managing a major project in these challenging times requires IMAGINATION, the FIRST thing I'd like you to imagine is that you have a team to help you."

'We're well positioned, but we lack leadership.'

'Greetings and welcome to my new play called 'King Lear.' It's about delegation, succession, and decentralization.'

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