Poolside Birder Gifts

'Since I'm an ornithologist, this means we can deduct the electric bill.'

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Dolphin tricks.

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"The inflatable pool is a harsh mistress."

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

"Read me back the minutes from the last dip."

Bird at birdbath shaving.

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

"He's really awfully attractive, for twenty-eight."

"Tell your dad we offer adult lessons."

"It's a bird feeder to attract birds of prey."

"A bowl of your finest seed. And another table."

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

"Everyone has to start somewhere."

"Shake! Good dog."

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'Synchronised swimming.'

A sandpiper uses a metal detector along the beach.

Bird on edge of bird bath about to dive in. Has snorkel, flipper and goggles on. Other birds with look of surprise of faces.

'We should probably start buying smaller nuts'

"Feel free to hum along to this next one."