Poolside Birder T-Shirts

'Since I'm an ornithologist, this means we can deduct the electric bill.'

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

Dolphin tricks.

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

"The inflatable pool is a harsh mistress."

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

Bird at birdbath shaving.

"Read me back the minutes from the last dip."

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

"He's really awfully attractive, for twenty-eight."

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

"It's a bird feeder to attract birds of prey."

"Tell your dad we offer adult lessons."

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

"Shake! Good dog."

"A bowl of your finest seed. And another table."

"Everyone has to start somewhere."

'That would be way embarrassing.'

A sandpiper uses a metal detector along the beach.

'Synchronised swimming.'

Bird on edge of bird bath about to dive in. Has snorkel, flipper and goggles on. Other birds with look of surprise of faces.

'We should probably start buying smaller nuts'

'George! Come and look at your squirrel-proof feeder!'