Poncho Wearer Gifts

'Where is the rest of your inventory? Why isn't there a price tag on this one? Just what kind of rug store is this anyway?'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

"Mine's still in bed."

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

Fake fur coat and no knickers

I love my cape

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

Sleepwalking to work.

'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'

What's Their Secret?

'Rain, rain, go away, come again another day'

'Going up?'

Ukraine War Clouds

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

'I really should have paid more attention to the company's health care coverage options before I accepted a job here.'

Hot dog vendor in the rain.

The unknown soldier: war grave.

Back to Work

"It's getting worse!"

Good cop, bad cop 2020.

Fisherman

Chances of the weather.

Covid Winter

'He said it was going to be sunny and warm, but it's cold and rainy. So I stopped by the tv station, kidnapped the weather guy, and brought him here to the picnic to get soaked with the rest of us. Can you blame me?'

What if rain fell sideways...

"Building a dry stone wall if you must know!"

Man carring a child sees his silhoutte,which makes him look pregnant.

A 'Sea Change' meant Max's wife could grow veggies, his kids ride ponies, and he, finally have a man shed!!

'Whenever nubilous the nebbish grabbed his gamp.'

Egyptian umbrella

"Or, is it the perfect beach day because there's no one here to p*** us off?"

Outside, my mom makes we wear all this if there's a drop of rain. Inside, she's always bugging me to take a bath!

Where, and oh Where!