Poncho Wearer Pillows

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

"Mine's still in bed."

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

Fake fur coat and no knickers

I love my cape

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

Sleepwalking to work.

'Rain, rain, go away, come again another day'

What's Their Secret?

'Going up?'

Ukraine War Clouds

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

Hot dog vendor in the rain.

'I really should have paid more attention to the company's health care coverage options before I accepted a job here.'

Chances of the weather.

Back to Work

Covid Winter

"It's getting worse!"

Fisherman

The unknown soldier: war grave.

'He said it was going to be sunny and warm, but it's cold and rainy. So I stopped by the tv station, kidnapped the weather guy, and brought him here to the picnic to get soaked with the rest of us. Can you blame me?'

What if rain fell sideways...

"Building a dry stone wall if you must know!"

Man carring a child sees his silhoutte,which makes him look pregnant.

Where, and oh Where!

Double Rain Protection

"Or, is it the perfect beach day because there's no one here to p*** us off?"

Outside, my mom makes we wear all this if there's a drop of rain. Inside, she's always bugging me to take a bath!

A 'Sea Change' meant Max's wife could grow veggies, his kids ride ponies, and he, finally have a man shed!!

Egyptian umbrella

'Whenever nubilous the nebbish grabbed his gamp.'